I saw this post on the discussion board in FB group
- Real Athletes Swim, The Rest Just Play Games. I just can’t resist re-posting it. Woot woot ….a shoutout to all swimmers out there ….
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Swimmer/Waterpolo Player
1. They like it wet.
2. They dive right in.
3. Love going fast.
4. Are used to wearing next to nothing in front a group of people.
5. Breastroke is favorite to many.
6. Others like it on their back.
7. They are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast.
8. They know how to push it and work under HARD conditions.
9. They are firm believers that practice will make you better and will at any time, day or night.
10. Are used to doing things again and again till you can’t.
“Because of physiological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active athletes.” -Time Magazine -
“Swimmers and water polo players are great lovers. Their strong hip flexors and abdominal muscles give them stamina that helps maintain a very enjoyable rhythm in the bedroom.” -Playboy Magazine -
Backstrokers do it on their backs,
Breaststrokers do it underwater,
Flyers do it wit their hips,
IMers do it 4 ways,
Freestylers do it anyway they want,
Sprinters do it faster,
Distance swimmers last longer,
Divers do it deeper,
However you put it, swimmers do it better!
So, what happens to retired swimmers then…? muahahaa…
April 22, 2008
lol love it!
April 22, 2008
haha!!! GREAT POST! We know best huh? LOL
June 12, 2008
haha thats what she said lol
Proud to be a swimmer
October 13, 2008
That was awesome Swimming for life